SO Miami. Maybe if I saved up all my internet and cafe expenditures, I could purchase an actual computer and the internet. But then I wouldn't be able to meet like minded individuals that want to spend their time accessing Al Gore's best invention while listening to the soothing, creativity boosting sounds of MC Hammer. The girl next to me is furious and I wish she would leave. Ha, she must have heard my brain yelling because she moved to another computer. Yesterday I cried so hard that I actually gave my self (non cardiac related) chest pain. I had the distinct feeling that I was the only one on the planet...The only star left in the universe - burning out- but no one could detect it for another 58 million light years. But then its the only star anyways so detection is out the window. Mixed metaphors and Melancholy. Measles, mumps, and Rubella. Maria the psychic said I create my own problems that aren't really there- is that really psychic or psychology? Perception and deception vs perspective and detectives. Depeche mode and Morse code. You're so predictable. I'm so predictable. We're like Ugly Casanova calls "Barnacles on a boat- even thought the ship sinks you know you cant let go." I wish I came up with that myself. Brilliant. Obama and his campaign just invited me to purchase a comemorative mug. Dude, save that shit for QVC. My first career aspiration was to be one of those ladies that sells shit on that channel...I used to practice. Ladies, run to the phone- everyone needs an Obama Mug!!!- maybe two because you need a gift on hand inc ase you get surprised by a friend/relative birthday!!! How many times have you gone to drink your coffee half awake in the morning and wanted to express your desire to change america with your choice of glassware?? Yes we can!
God Help America.
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