So now there's this article saying that there's mercury in high fructose corn syrup. FUCK. Do you know how many fruit roll ups I've eaten in my lifetime?? Probably more than there are kids with autism. They're so tasty. Can't stop won't stop. I'll need the hyperactivity from both the Red 40 and the metals when I take my bike trip around the country. I will also bring cashews, fudgecicles, cafecitos, and my iphone; although it will be difficult to charge from the campsites. I'm a smart girl, I'll figure it out.
Seriously, though, Stop eating HFCS. I'm not being paranoid that shit was gnar before we knew it had metals in it.
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