Hypoglycemia got the best of me today so I walked to vita-life for a smoothie. Getting out of bed and detaching from my dream world has been getting increasingly difficult, there's not enough caffeine in the world. In my partly sunny (mostly cloudy- whats the difference?) travels I stopped in the local dollar bazaar, hoping to find something as useless as how I felt for a discounted designer price. (Shameless run on sentence) Its clearly the most ridiculous store in south beach. A 50 something year old latina with severe magenta lipliner is guarding the "valuables." Among them, this awesome Du-rag, also known as a "wave cap."
Its not bad enough that this thing is in the dollar bazaar,but to add insult to injury, it costs $1.29. What a rip off. I bet the extra 29 cents were used for this guy's professional modeling photo shoot. It looks like something I would make as a joke. His expression says "Hey, I know kung-fu, don't fuck with my waves or I will cut you." It also looks like he could be breathing fire out of his mouth like a dragon. Another option is that he is the infamous Lil' Du Rag, an up an coming pop-rap star that will soon be on blast with his hit new single "Mrs. Hairdresser" in which he will undoubtedly use the T-Payne (Cher) effect to enhance his vocals.
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