1. I couldn't watch the inauguration because I was working. What kind of country is this, anyway? Dear president Obama, I'd like this fixed.
2. Tyrone pooped on my bed while I was gone for the weekend. How embarrassing for him. Dear Amanda, I blame you for this.
3. Jessica, I agree. Wear some damn flats to the damn club. That being said, I'd trade shoes whenever necessary. That's what friends are for.
Word.
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